>> steve: nope. >> will: double nope. >> steve: so much nope that iâ€™m callingthis nopefed. iâ€™m steve zaragoza, >> will: and iâ€™m william haynes. >> steve: and this is nopefed [music] >> steve: man donâ€™t you hate it when youbuy groceries and you get home and your bananas are covered with the eggs of one of the mostpoisonous and aggressive spiders in the whole world?
>> will: if i had a dollar for every timethat happened to me iâ€™d say â€œno thanks i already have a dollarâ€. but it actuallydid happen. the spider in question? the brazilian wandering spider. the location of the incident,colchester england. the victim, abby woodgate. >> steve: abby initially thought her nanaswere moldy. but after poking the spots, it turns out the â€œmoldâ€ was egg pouches.the pouch then split open covering her floor in spider eggs. nope! fuck. nopenopenope. >> will: the woman was then told my pest controlexperts that she would have to burn anything that had come into contact with the spidereggs, as the spiders are highly venomous. according to the guardian, at deadly concentrations,the venom causes loss of muscle control and
breathing problems, resulting in paralysisand eventual asphyxiation. >> steve: why! why do these things exist?what did we do to deserve these hellish demons on this planet?! so, abby vacuumed up theeggs, and then promptly incinerated the vacuum cleaner, along with the remaining bananas.and in case youâ€™re thinking, and donâ€™t live in england, â€œhey, this was in england,these spiders canâ€™t get to me!â€ think again! the brazilian wandering spider, sometimescalled â€œbanana spiderâ€ has a tendency to hide in banana bunches and is occasionallyfound as a stowaway within shipmentsâ€¦ also, fyi, the spider is being used by scientistsfor use in erectile dysfunction treatments. because, quote, â€œthe spiderâ€™s bite cancause an erection that sometimes lasts for
up to four hours.â€ wow this story took areal sexy turn. >> will: so what did we learn today? neverbuy bananas again, and some spider bites will make you go all night. >> steve: so whatâ€™s the worst thing youâ€™vefound in your groceries let us know!